Greetings snacklings!

I’ve got two extra bags of Japanese Gourmet Doritos to give away!  One valued reader will walk away with a bag of Anchovy and Garlic Doritos, a bag of Salami Doritos, AND your very own Star Wars Saga Collection Episode III Combat Engineer Clone Trooper! The very same model clone featured on Food Junk.  I know!  It’s kind of a big deal.

These are limited edition flavors that will soon be disappearing back into the Frito-Lay Japan Vault, quite possibly to never see the light of day again.  (The Frito-Lay Japan Vault is sort of like the Disney Vault but with more room for self-loathing and regret.)

All you have to do is leave a comment below.  That’s it.  One comment.  Preferably a nice one.  Then go do a good deed.

And don’t forget to include your email address so I can get in touch with you.  Don’t worry.  They’ll be no mailing list or ad shenanigans.

Submissions will close at the stroke of high noon EST on Tuesday, July 24, at which I’ll randomly choose one winner and bestow upon them the flavored corn chip magic of the Far East.

Good luck!

(U.S. residents only. Sorry beloved overseas readers! I still love you all dearly. I just can’t afford it.)