Alright all you foodistic rogues and rapscallions, are you intrigued by the thought of mashing a bouillon cube between two chocolate cookies? Do you want to horrify your friends and family with bizarre snack imports? Do you want to impress and amaze your coworkers with your absolute transcendance of all conventional snacking rules?

I have the products (detestable abominations) for you!

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I’m going to give away a small, unopened pack of both Hot Chicken and Wasabi Oreos. All you have you do is leave a comment below telling the WORLD (Food Junk’s miniscule readership) who your favorite teacher was and what made them so great. No need to use names. “My third grade teacher” or “my high school PE coach, etc.

I’ll pick a random comment next Monday, October 8th at 9:00 pm, email you for your info, and send you out these inexplicable monstrosities!

Good luck?

UPDATE: The 20-Sided Dice of Snacking Destiny has spoken! Congrats to the guys over at FlavorCast for winning these gross cookies!

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