Mixing it up a little today. A couple of weeks ago while stumbling my way through the documentary section of Netflix Watch Instantly (the heroin for culture addicts like myself), I came across All In This Tea. It’s an interesting food doc that follows a tea importer as he travels through China looking for high quality teas to take back home to the states. I recommend it.
During my viewing, my better half would wander through occasionally and stop to watch. She mentioned that she would like to get into tea. I made a note in the mental place in which I make notes (right next to the area reserved for Wilson Phillips lyrics) that I needed to follow up on that comment. At that time, our wedding was right around the corner, and I needed to get her a gift. Or so I was told.
I am not a tea drinker save for severely sweetened iced tea and the occasional hot cup during bouts with the common cold. But I remembered that across the bay in the fancy schmancy mall, there was a store that sold tea. It was the national chain store, Teavana.
As an internetist, I am ashamed to say that I did not do any research before my trip. Had I done so, I would have been more prepared to handle the gestapo-like, hard sell tactics that Teavana is apparently known for.
Upon arrival I was greeted by a small, fast-talking Asian woman. Seemed a little obvious, but I carried on. I told her I was new to the tea world and needed a pot and some tea to get started. I was whisked to the tea pot section and shotgunned with information about shapes and materials and health benefits and symbology blah blah. Whatever. I picked the pretty green cast iron one because it had a dragonfly on it and in some culture somewhere that means new beginnings or love or something.
I toured the tea tasting stations and listened to more drivel about how various teas bestowed various super powers. Whatever. I picked the one that tasted the best. It was this Monkey-Picked Oolong Tea. Turns out at $25 for two ounces, it was also the most expensive. Why not buy one ounce, you say. No no, my friends. Two ounces is the minimum. I was also sweet talked into buying a 16 ounce storage tin. I have to admit that it’s nice, but will never be filled with 16 ounces of tea.
As I was checking out and deciding how many ounces I wanted to buy, my silver-tongued tea concierge told me she was going to fill the tin with a pound and then we’d go from there. When the scale registered $230, I laughed out loud and said two ounces was just fine.
Now, “monkey-picked” is a term passed around in tea circles that means the tea is of high quality. It is based on stories of monks training monkeys to climb and pick the best tea leaves from the tops of trees. Come on, that’s awesome.
Before steeping, I just held a handful of the little rolled leaves and played with them in a state of wonderment. They look gorgeous and smell fantastic. Even with my limited experience, I found this tea to be delightful. Perfectly smooth. There’s no bitterness or astringency. It tastes vegetal (had to look up proper tea vocabulary terms) though not grass trimming vegetal, just healthy, good-for-you green. There are also some pleasant floral tastes, and it left my mouth feeling very dry and clean. I’m sure a lot of the subtly was lost on me, but overall, it provided for a great hot beveraging experience. I was surprised at how much I liked it.
I’ve been back to Teavana a few times since, and am very much enjoying exploring this new world. If you’re looking for a new food hobby, this is a fun one to try out.
If you’re looking for a good tea jumping in point, or just want something cool to trot out when your friends come over so you can look sophisticated, this is the stuff you should pick up. And don’t forget to tell them it was picked by monkeys. You’ll be a hero, and they’ll never look it up.
Me and the Mrs love tea and hit-up (as the kids say) Teavana pretty regularly. I’ve tried the monkey picked oolong and sadly I must have barbarian taste buds because its way to light for me. I definitely agree that tea is a fun (if expensive) hobby. If I can recommend one to try it’s Republic of Tea’s Wuyi Oolong. You have to order it online because its a limited edition tea but its fantastic! By the way I’m very surprised you didnt buy the whole pound…it’s just $250 for a can of dead leaves, come on!
It was light! I probably should’ve put that in the review. I didn’t have another oolong to compare it to. Thanks for the Republic of Tea recommendation. I’ve heard from others that they have some good dead leaves.
I go to Teavana at our local fancy mall here in the Boston area. They have free samples of the tea and nobody ever bothers me. Maybe the ones around you are different! But I’d suggest having a free sample of the tea. It’s the perfect temperature and you can take as many (little) cups as you want.
Love the free samples!
We had friends from Florida come to stay with us in Maryland as their Summer can be too hot even for them! The one fellow, also a junkie, but of different substances always enjoyed going food shopping with my sister at Costco he said, “Because of all those free samples it’s like getting a buffet lunch w/o paying!”
I literally stumbled in! In an email I was replying to the Google ad had no picture in a box with text just a blue hyperlink “Monkey Picked Oolong” which I HAD to open in a new tab & later Google because I thought it was just marketing hyperbole. There goes the idea that nobody will look it up! Your mention of Netflix review made me pick yours vs all the vendors of teas & I feel good with my choice in that it’s very entertaining & enlightening. Like yourself my depth in tea is very light but, I got turned on to chai via trying yoga at the insistence of a friend. I’m sure it’s not news to you but http://www.chai-tea.org/ has some good info.
Do you have a blog about good stuff to watch on Netflix? I’d be glad to read reviews on that! Even with the patience of Job you’d likely settle for watching something you don’t like because of the depth of catalog on that site! If you can stand a little of what the Greeks called “Tragedy” i.e. the happy & sad masks that’ve come to represent acting watch, “The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia” and it’ll be like having our house-guests with you for a time.
I work at Teavana and we actually hate when people take a bunch of samples we’re just not allowed to say anything its really supposed to be one per costumer lol we call theme sample vampires
Haha! Sample vampires, that’s awesome.
Forgot, among all of the terribly expensive merchandise in there, the Teavana “perfect tea maker” is about 15 bucks and fantastic! It makes a great cup (or cups) of tea and fits over pretty much any kind of teacup or travel mug you’ve got. Well worth the money, unfortunately I don’t know if monkeys had anything to do with it’s creation or manufacture…
oh Teavana. How I’ve drooled over the tea sets they have. Damn my not being a real adult with money for nice tea sets.
If you like tea on the sweet side (with a ton of caffeine) I recommend the Samurai Chai Mate. it’s not something I would drink everyday, but it’s unique.
I’m more of an Earl Grey with a splash of cream person.
Haha, I know the feeling. I wanted the one that was shiny gold colored on the outside! Tackiest thing I’d ever seen. And thanks for the tea recommendation.
If your wife continues to be interested in tea, you guys might want to look into ordering some online–I like Tea Source’s site, and if you find a blend you really like you can do some solid bulk ordering on Amazon. (Because, seriously: EVERYWHERE is cheaper than Teavana, even if you have to pay shipping.) But even if Teavana is your only option, I find it’s pretty easy to justify paying more for tea when I compare it to the price-per-cup of, say, wine…
My friends and I have a special term for going to a store and walking out having spent ridiculous amounts of money without even realizing it happened. We call it “getting Teavana’d.”
Stealing that!
quickly scrolling through your archives got me really excited about this review! then a bit less so once i found out what i had seen was not what i thought it was. but tea is still great, especially loose leaf awesome monkey picked teas, so it’s all good.
I discovered Teavana while shopping out of town a couple of days ago. I was drawn into the store because of a cast iron tea pot I thought I just had to have until I saw the price. Disappointed, I still didn’t leave empty handed. I settled on a glass pot and warmer, the therometer/timer and 2 ozs of the Monkey tea. I love this tea. It is very light in color and is very pleasant to the palette and it will remain one of the teas that stays stocked in my cupboard. I am into teas for the health benifits and I was impressed with the what the Monkey tea has to offer.
I did not feel over powered by the man that waited on me (as several posters before me have commented on the representatives that work at Teavana as being pushy). He was very helpful and took the time to answer many questions. I left feeling much more educated than when I walked in. They are sales people trying to do their job and my sales rep treated me with a lot of respect and presented the features and benifits of everything I looked at. He was not pushy and made me feel that he really wanted to help me in my search for what was right for ME (and my pocketbook)! Upon leaving, I thanked him for his patience with me during my extended shopping experience in the store. He wouldn’t be doing his job if he wasn’t trying to upgrade me, but I never felt he was trying to PUSH me in that direction….he just explained the benifits, but was just as nice to deal with when I started down grading my choices and .and limiting my options for the amount I was willing to spend. In fact, I was there for a good hour and observed the other sales reps protraying the same curtisy to those they were waiting on as well. I call that good salesmanship and would want each and every one of them working for me if I owned a store. I found all of them to be VERY PROFESSIONAL and being very good at their job working for both the customer and the store that they were representing.
Back to the tea: I didn’t know that different teas need to steep at different temps. I was also excited to find out that some teas can be steeped 3 or 4 times if used according to the proper timing and temp for each tea and the Monkey tea is one of them. The less expensive teas are only for one or two uses. When one factors that into the equation, the cost of the tea isn’t really that out of line.
In my nirvana of falling down the rabbit hole into your world I forgot to drop the link from the Google ad that’s a bargain at $15 for 2 ounces! http://www.naturestealeaf.com/monkey-picked-oolong-tea.html?gclid=CN3vvJHsl7MCFUKd4AodLBAApg I bet these folks can’t wait for drugs to be legal in the US so they can tempt us with the same photos, but different descriptions.
I have tried many oolong tea and Teavannas monkey tea is best. TNT has a brand that carries “monkey tea” but it is super cheap at just $5 for a large box. Probably amount of 10x of Teavanna. It does not taste the same. TNT is grassy.
teavana tea is good. I generally get my tea from small chinese stores. they go to the farms and negotiate buys. The tea is far superior, costs less. I bring back tea from china as well, but that’s a bit unusual for your average tea drinker. I won’t buy any tea accessories from teavana. very simply- you can get that (and tea) just about anywhere else for cheaper. I have loyalty to the small stores because they actually take an interest in me as a person, not just a customer.
Two secrets about Teavanna…. They never tell you you can store and reuse the monkey picked oolong up to 6 steeps before throwing away. They also don’t tell you that the 3-4 weeks following Christmas a large assortment of teas and 16 oz tea Tim’s ar 75-80% off. I stock up for the year. The tea lasts. Last year I bought 2 lbs for about $30. Now the monkey picked is never on sale, but after all those monkeys drive a hard bargain and have very high wages.
I have also re steeped. Good advice.
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Two other brands to try that are available in stores… rishi (my favorite masala chai) and the republic of tea (my favorite ginger peach)
The Ti Kuan Yin “Monkey Picked” variety of oolong really is fantastically delightful 🙂 I am no connoisseur, but I have some limited knowledge just trying here and there different teas over the years. I remember ordering a sample of many different teas, the monkey picked being one of them. It was just an ounce, and pricey at that, but worth it, OMG, was it worth it. I let that one once last a good 6 months, only breaking it out for a special cup now and again, and every steep was just delightful. I really recommend it, if you have the extra money to spend on a good grade of this type and variety of tea. There are a lot of sources, and many are not the grade AAA they claim to be, but they are out there, those gems of sources. Hands down, the most lovely cup of tea you can drink, if you enjoy the oolong taste as I do. I hadn’t ordered from teavana though. Mine came from specialteas.com, but i’m not sure if they still live up to the quality they did 3-4 years ago. Enjoy folks.:)
I LOVE the comment of getting “Teavania’d” !! I sure experienced it at the mall in Cape Cod, Massachusetts to the tune of $235.00. I really just wanted to get two kinds of tea, one for hot tea and one for iced tea; well, $235.00 later, I got just that. I must say the mix of the Monkey Picked Oolong with a Rose Almondine Black tea is quite amazing. Unfortunately, the Rose Almondine is not in their stock anymore but it sure was good. I will go back to buy more tea but, lesson learned, DO NOT let them trick you into buying a pound of tea or a 1/2 for that matter !!!! Stick with 2oz at a time an you will not get “sticker shock” at the register, like I did.
Haha, agreed! Will look out for that almondine
I found a nice blueberry and pineapple mix at Teavana. They had a name for the two teas individually but I don’t recall. We tried it cold at the store, but since getting it home have made it both hot and cold and very pleased with the taste. They use a special sugar at Teavana that is natural and not cane sugar, but don’t know what impact that has, if any. A little costly, but I return. And in Sacramento at Arden Mall the Teavana staff are great — very knowlegdable and ready to help, but not pushy (and don’t care how many samples one has).
Was just handed some monkey picked as a gift; never tried it. But the name brought me to search the Internet and find this site. I’m off to try my monkey picked oolong.